Get in Loser We're Going Haunting Crewneck — Retro Haunted Car Halloween Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Wrap yourself in late-night thrill and retro charm with this crewneck sweatshirt. A vintage cruiser and playful hand-lettering read like a roadtrip ghost story — the kind you tell around a diner booth after midnight. The soft, medium-heavy fabric sits warm and substantial while the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the art takes center stage. Wear it on chilly drives, at haunted-house hangouts, or when you want to nod to cult-horror vibes without shouting. It feels lived-in from the first wear and holds up through nights out, movie marathons, and weekend wanderings.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away inner label for comfort
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

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Wrap yourself in late-night thrill and retro charm with this crewneck sweatshirt. A vintage cruiser and playful hand-lettering read like a roadtrip ghost story — the kind you tell around a diner booth after midnight. The soft, medium-heavy fabric sits warm and substantial while the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the art takes center stage. Wear it on chilly drives, at haunted-house hangouts, or when you want to nod to cult-horror vibes without shouting. It feels lived-in from the first wear and holds up through nights out, movie marathons, and weekend wanderings.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away inner label for comfort
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50